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  • boston_guy147
    02-18 03:22 PM
    This is possibly a repeat/trivial question for the gurus here - but I am seeking latest upto date information. So here it goes..

    I have been on H1B since Oct06 ( after OPT), working for the same company as Electrical Engineer in full time position. I haven't traveled to India ( or anywhere out of US) since Aug 2003 when I came here for my MS.

    I am planning to travel to India this Dec and probably to UK in July. And so I planned to get my H1B stamped from Canada in May/June. But my company attorney has advised me that its better to go for stamping in India - as because of the Tech Alert List, there have been significant delays for some people.

    I wanted to know if anybody has any real time experience. And what is the advise of the gurus - India or Canada?

    Thanks a lot - your help is much appreciated!




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  • waitnwatch
    04-15 02:28 PM
    Hello, I think I made a mistake. I recently went from GC to citizenship and it cost me my job. I was
    fired shortly after becoming a citizen. I am from a country other than yours. Sorry about that. There is no particular website that represents immigration from the country I immigrated from.

    The employer replaced me with a visa card holder. After I trained him, I was fired and my boss was fired.

    I am a skilled programmer with advanced degree. Employers from the dice.com website refuse to even acknowledge my resumes. Being unemployed is no way to be a new citizen. So I am ready to give up searching and move to India,in search of programming work. All I want to do is write code. I do not desire to make a point or to annoy anyone, I just want to work and write source code and try to get on with my life.

    What are my chances to find work with the giant IT corporations of India? I am ready to move today. Can I revoke my US citizenship and immigrate to your country??? Sorry sorry sorry if this offends anyone, I do not mean to annoy any of you. I just want to have a job and write code and I will be on my way.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, for permitting me to present my delima to this your website.
    abby

    This is not a genuine post....This person says that he/she was replaced by a "visa card holder". If this person has survived the pain then he/she would know what terminology to use. This person talks about a "country other than yours". What does this person mean. And of course this person lost his/her job "because" he/she became a citizen. So this person suddenly became incompetent after becoming a citizen. We may be suffering but we are not exactly idiots.

    Moderators could you please do what is needed with this thread!




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  • angelfire76
    12-07 04:28 PM
    EB1 is typically for Phds with solid publications behind their belts.

    In some cases the individual can sponsor himself without an employer as such people are considered a good value add to the US. In other cases, an employer has to have a bonafide job opening requiring such skills (mostly professors, research, etc.,). These people are usually given their Green cards in ceremonies unlike EB2/EB3 where the card is mailed out in a USPS envelope.

    There is also an easy way. In some companies in India, people with 5-6 years of experience are promoted to Project manager roles and have a group of people reporting to them. If this company transfers them to the US to continue the same role, they become eligible for EB1. So in a typical case,

    complete education at age 22 and join company x as a software engineer
    get promoted to Project manager at age 27 (5 years later)
    come to the US at age 28 ( a year later)
    apply for GC on EB1 (directly apply for 140/485 as there is no Labor required and also PDs are current)
    get GC at age 29

    you are all set...get married, buy the mini-van (Odyssey or Sienna), perhaps open a India/Pakistan grocery store on the side which rents out pirated DVDs of desi movies and enjoy life!

    I know you are being pointedly sarcastic at a section of green card applicants but Project Managers are not eligible for EB1. (Don't give that section any bright ideas) Only multi-national executives (VP and above are)
    in addition to researchers who have exceptional track-record (no, publishing papers in IEEE digest doesn't count)

    Haven't heard of EB1s getting GC in ceremonies. After all the little piece of plastic is not an award of merit or anything (even though lot of us seem to think so :D)




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  • Krilnon
    03-04 07:28 PM
    It hasn't even been 23 hours yet, calm down! :P



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  • eb3retro
    04-17 04:44 PM
    I didnt sign this petition.




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  • BigMouth
    10-26 10:55 AM
    Thanks Masti for your response.

    Anybody else have any experiences from this year?

    Thanks.

    I got approval of H1 extension applied on Aug. 06...



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  • ab2k7
    07-05 04:19 PM
    Thanks for your response, paisa. Does that mean start over the whole process from LC for GC again? As per this doc there is a difference b/w LCA for H1B and LC for GC. So incase a H1B employee files LC for GC, does he also need to maintain LCA in parallel? This is still not clear to me.


    I've found this doc from
    www.lawmh.com/practice_areas/pdfs/H-1B%20Visas.pdf

    '
    Labor Condition Application (“LCA”): This document attests to the DOL that the employer will pay the prevailing wage and that hiring the H-1B worker will not adversely affect the wages and working conditions of U.S. workers. The LCA must be certified by the DOL, and included in the H-1B package. The LCA process is now streamlined with the use of electronic filings. LCAs can be obtained in a matter of seconds. NOTE: The LCA is not the same as Labor Certification for green card purposes. For an LCA in connection with an H-1B, there is no need to advertise the job or to test the labor market
    for U.S. workers.
    '

    Would appreciate if someone can shed some light.

    Thanks in advance.




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  • chantu
    06-15 10:45 AM
    What if H1-B extension is for last 3 years of total 6 years? It means,my first 3 years are ending in nov 07, and if I file 485, will I get 3 years of extension or 1 yr extension?



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  • Juan28210
    11-03 04:11 PM
    The health benefit is actually indicated in my employment contract as part of my employment package. However, they later informed me that the health benefit is already part of my salary.

    I actually signed a non-compete contract with my current employer(which means I cannot work for my current client if I switch employer). Now, I'm planning to move to a different employer, but I would be assigned to the same client. Can I argue that since they did not give me the health benefit that they promised me, then it should be okay if I violate the non-compete contract? Do you guys think I have a point of defense?

    Thanks!




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  • ns007
    06-15 10:44 AM
    After reading the alert on immigration-law.com website I contacted my firm's attorney. According to them they have requested 3yrs extension based on my approved I-140. Now since the dates are current, they may grant either 3yr or 1yr extension. But, they won't deny the h1 extension petition.


    Hi,
    My 8th year H1 extension is pending with CIS, and my current H1 expires on June 26, 07. Can I file my 485 when my H1 status is pending from CIS?

    Please advise.:confused:



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  • newbie2020
    08-17 04:13 AM
    PA DMV requires atleast one document which has a later expiry to issue license, Take a letter from her employer stating she will be working in PA until a later date (Say 12/31/2011 eg). Show it to them and they will issue license.




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  • glen
    08-02 04:45 PM
    interested in charter/car pool
    I am from Tallahassee and interested in travelling to DC for September 13th Rally.

    Anyone else interested from North Florida?

    South Florida members please inform me about your travel plans. I will like to join you guys, in case I don't find anyone from North Florida. Thanks.



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  • stxvr
    07-07 04:24 PM
    I am on H1B. I am palnning to file AOS. Category F1 is Child of unmarried son of US citizen(family based).

    The LCA and Petition papers used for the my H1 Visa (at consulate interview) has the Job Title Programmer I and location A. But before coming to USA I got reassigned and I got a new LCA from the company (I got new LCA in India itself). Recently I looked into that New LCA it has recorded my Job Title as Programmer II and my current location location B.
    I have following question.

    My questions:
    1. Does this Probrammer I/ Probrammer II change in LCAs affects my AOS.
    2. If my oroginal petition and LCA has the job title programmer I and after that I got new LCA for new location with Job title programmer II than it is OK Or I must have to have the job title programmer I (same as matching with original petition)




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  • meridiani.planum
    11-21 01:47 AM
    Meridiani.planum.... Thanks for your reply....
    Is the GC under EB-2 that quick? I wonder why my attorney didn't try to FIT me on EB-2... I'll definitely research my 'fitting' options as an EB-2.... now, do you know if are there hidden issues on getting a GC as an EB-2 rather than an EB-3? Or, Is a GC the same regardless the employment-based category?

    There the 3 stages to the GC: PERM, I-140, i-485. PERM takes 3-4 months on an average. I-140 takes 6-12, and I-485 taeks about 6-8. So in general getting the GC can take anywhere from 1 to 2 years. HOWEVER other than USCIS delays in processing, there are two BIG catches:
    - I-485 security/name check : this is an FBI background check where some percentage of people get stuck for years. Most people clear this within a month, but some unfortunate few get screwed.
    - RETROGRESSION: To get the I-485 approval your priority date (the day you have filed your PERM) needs to be "current". Each month the Department of State publishes a "Visa Bulletin" indicating what dates are current. The latest bulletin is here:
    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_1360.html
    Because of per-country quota's of visas, some countries are more backlogged than others. Actually only some countries have specific backlogs (India, china, mexico, philipinnes). Others are clubbed together into whats called Rest-Of-The-World (ROW) or "All Charge-ability Areas Except Those Listed".

    As you can see in the bulletin for EB3-ROW they are currently assigning visa numbers to applications filed before September 2002. Meaning your 485 cannot be applied or approved until the date in the VB moves past your PERM filing date. EB2-ROW as you can see has a nice little "C" next to it. That means its "Current" meaning there is no backlog, meaning you can immediately file your 485, and if all goes well and 6 months later its still "C", you'll have your GC.

    bottomline: for you moving from EB3 to EB2 changes your greencard processing time from say 7 years to 2 years.



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  • texanmom
    08-31 12:58 PM
    You guys are all silly! But thanks for the much needed amusement factor! I had a good laugh reading all your posts!




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  • gc28262
    04-12 12:45 AM
    Since his denial was on March 31st, would the overstay clock starts from March 31st or from original I-94 expiry date? My understanding was that one can work legally using H1B receipt notice. Hence, OP was legal atleast till March 31st, 2009, correct?

    -GCisaDawg

    Yes OP was in legal status till Mar 31st. ( One is in status while H1B is pending)



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  • sanju_eb3
    02-26 09:33 AM
    If I were you, I would take start with something "less technical" in the IT field like testing. You can learn a tool or two (example: Mercury, Rational etc) and basic methodology about planning, executing and monitoring testing. You have your background in HR and can use your functional skills to add value to any HR enterprise implementation.

    You can then move to more technical side of the IT fields with configuration of any of the major enterprise tools like others have suggested - Peoplesoft, SAP etc.




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  • admin
    04-03 07:37 AM
    Great fact sheet. It should list people like Andy Grove, Jerry Yang, and Sergey Brin - Hungarian, Chinese and Russian co-founders of Intel, Yahoo and Google - all immigrants.

    Morpheus,

    Thanks for your interest. We did consider all three of them but when we did more research, we found that all three of them did not get their Green Card on EB category. They had come here because their parents had come here.

    qvadis, Thanks for pointing out Andy Bechtolsheim and Safi Qureshey.




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  • mayhemt
    04-29 08:16 PM
    If only their future was clear... they would have a tleast bought a house, if not start a business.
    150 000 * 190 000 = 28 500 000 - Assuming 190K is median home price.
    28.5 billion $ went unused.
    This is just the real estate - not even counting other in-direct purchases, cars, furniture, other related services.

    150 000 * 100 000 * (6%) = 900 000 000 : Assuming 100K is their annual salary, US lost earning 900 million $ in SS contributions.

    May be we should show a factor to US Govt, each unused visa equals to XX unused economy dollars.

    Homes purchases lost : 28 Billion
    Social Security unearned: 900 Million
    Effect of guy yelling "Tuk Yer Job": Priceless.
    (If you watch South Park, you would understand the above...)




    PHANI_TAVVALA
    12-02 10:08 PM
    Thanks for your advice guys, I have found a university which allows people to go on CPT from 1st semester itself. They charge $3000 for this arrangement (along with $2400 for 6 credit hours) and their MBA/MS program is weekend only classes. I expect to convert to F1 and work with my present employer on CPT upon the my H1B expiration in Sept' 09 (I don't want to recapture the 2 months in Indian vacation). Classes start in 1st week of Oct 2009. The worst part is my course load will be really heavy as I have to continue with my regular M.B.A coursework in my present university.




    arnet
    11-16 12:28 AM
    you can use any of the consulates in india.

    but usually dates opens up if any cancellation. check vfs site often. nowadays it is easier to get appt than it used to be.

    disclaimer: I'm not an immigration attroney, so consult one for your situations as laws/procedures are changing often.

    I just noticed that the dates in Chennai are not available for returning H1's. What should i do ??Can i book in any consulate ..



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